|Marilyn Monroe, 24, in Griffith Park, Los Angeles, 1950.|
Welcome dear guests to Time Warp Wives! We are delighted to have you over.
We hope that this crazy Summer hasn't made you mad —husband brought the boys to play cards and completely forgot about that the both of you were going to go to the country club to play some tennis? I am sorry to hear that.
Don't be upset with you husband though. After all you know how he is so darn forgetful. And how he ignores you sometimes. And perhaps he is a little irresponsible. So why did you marry him in the first place? Oh because you love him. Oh, I see.
If you feel that you are about to loose it. Just take a deep breath. Count to ten very slowly. Go to the freezer look for your favorite ice cream. Oh, yes there it is, Ben & Jerry's Everything But The... Excuse yourself to the living room. Turn on the T.V. to TCM. Watch a whole day's worth of Marilyn Monroe movies. Eat all of that chocolaty ice cream to your hearts content (no sharing is allowed, unless of course you made up with your husband). Grow some curves and just be happy!
Don't forget to drop us a letter when you can. We would love to hear where are you planning to go this Summer.
See ya later toots!